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Why Hello *fancy voice* I'm Sam. Australian, internet addict, newbie fanboy, cosplayer, aspiring youtuber, YJ lover,
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So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
Turns up 15 minutes late to the pyramid of anubis with a symetrical painting
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
I’ve gotta say with the semester ending, the fact that we still get homework is positively satanic
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nightlifemingus:
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.
it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.
I don’t know all about the innuendo, but I think we’re missing the really moral hidden in this gif. It’s not about sex, or stuff. The moral is not to fuck around with pooh’s honey unless you want to get your face fucked the fuck up.
bitch](http://25.media.tumblr.com/eebd5708e458b26474c4fd89c0a73a26/tumblr_mgpg5w1lhA1qzcit4o1_500.gif)
